100 things

1. I am a dillante.
2. I use my own form of spelling and punctuation.
3. I am a pretty relaxed agnostic. Meaning I am not so sure about "God" but also that I really don't care either.>
4. My eyes are green.
5. I talk way to much. Spending most of my time around toddlers does that.
6. I am a ham radio operator.
7. I hate Morse code but I have done over 13 words per minute in it.
8. I like being a ham cause then I can talk a lot to new people.
9. I can start a conversation with a perfect stranger, and enjoy it sometimes too.
10. I once picked up a girl at a Wake.
11. I was a bad bad teenager.
12. If I was a child now, I would be diagnosed with OCD and Dyslexia. Luckily I am not a child now.
13. I am very conservative about most things.
14. My taste in music is 20 years out of date.
15. The only thing good that so far has ever came of dating a redhead was my son.
16. But I still did it.
17. I Hiked and canoed extensively in my youth.
18. I once climbed a mountain in a hurricane cause no one had brought a radio and I thought it would blow over.
19. It didn't, I did.>
20. I once fell on the Knifes Edge of Mt. Katadin.
21. It was 2000 ft down on both sides and I fell 20 ft.
22. I am almost never caught not looking at the camera.
23. I have driven 2 million miles in the last 15 years.
24. I really hate driving.
25. I had a real problem with teachers who were not as smart as me in school.
26. A few of them never taught again.
27. I didn't really start to drink more than once a year till I was over 30.
28. I have never understood smoking pot.
29. I loved to smoke cigs and have a hard time quiting.
30. I had sex for the first time when I was 11.
31. I hope my mother isn't reading this.
32. My mother is a cool person, and never lets on that she knows things she does not want to know.
33. I do not remember ever getting a hug from my father.
34. Then again I almost drove him to drink.
35. My father was never drunk in his life.
36. He was proud of this, not really sure why.
37. I was not a good child in many ways.
38. I took more years off my parents than both my siblings combined.
39. I should not be proud of that.
40. My sons are probably going to be the death of me when are teenagers, if not my daughter will.
41. I am the worlds greatest JOAT (Jack Of All Trades)
42. I wear a hat and sunglasses when ever I go outside. My eyes are very sensitive to light.
43. I can read the bottom line on an eye test with both eyes, and I see in the dark.
44. I am never happy unless I have something to complain about. I inherited that from my father.
45. I never understood why people were surprised that I was interested in learning to cook and sew and also to do heavy construction.
46. I like to be able to do almost anything, then I can choose to not do what I don't enjoy.
47. I really hate heights.
48. I used to climb towers and put up antennas.
49. I have been 1590 ft up a tower.
50. I used to have my own tower in my back yard.
51. I refuse to not do something just cause I am scared.
52. I once jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.
53. I do not feel a need to bungee jump though.
54. I do not understand Sushi, why would you go back 10,000 years to eat fish raw. I'll take it cooked please.
55. I have been hungry enough and eaten raw food, but not often, I am good at starting fires.
56. I never burned down the high school. But I came real close 3-4 times.
57. I was the video geek in high school. Not cause I cared, but because I was given lots of freedom because of it.
58. I was the subject of conversation in the teachers lounge regularly.
59. I bugged the teachers lounge in High School. It is probably still there in the ceiling.
60. My favorite teachers where the ones who were hardest on me.
61. I was not a good teenager.
62. I was scared of commitments, then I had kids.
63. I lived with a woman for 11 years and never got married or planned on it.
64. She left me, and not because of anything I did, scary huh?
65. I never stayed single long, I did not enjoy it.
66. People are sheep.
67. Why would anyone ever vote for a Ford escort as the car of the year? And more than once? And why would you use a operating system that is built for the lowest common denominator. Or anything that is designed to use the cheapest parts you can find.
68. You get what you pay for.
69. I love Macintoshes because they are good machines with lots of skull sweat put into them.
70. I respect anybody who is smarter than me.
71. There are not many.
72. I firmly believe a good ego is essential.
73. My 4^th grade teacher told my parents that with a Dictaphone and a secretary I could take over the world.
74. She was right. But it is to much work.
75. I am inherently lazy, but I ignore it a lot.
76. I am a big flirt. But I mention I am married with 6 kids in the first 5 mins usually.
77. My bark is way worse than my bite though.
78. I hate to get my hands dirty.
79. I have worked for myself since I was 20.
80. I have been broke allot since I was 20.
81. I complain almost constantly, but it is just background noise, I do not really mean it.
82. My sister dropped a big hunk of wood on my head when I was 5. I still have a scar.
83. I am easily amused.
84. I have non diagnosed clinical depression.
85. But I ignore it most of the time.
86. I keep myself amused most of the time.
87. I am a very open person about 99% of things.
88. The other 1% does not exist, or at least as far as you know.
89. I am not a great parent, but I try harder each day.
90. The words Self Absorbed is very fitting for me.
91. My world is very well centered.
92. On me.
93. It is really a challenge to act like an idiot most of the time.
94. You should try it.
95. I like very sweet wines, Very Very sweet.
96. I have a sweet tooth.
98. I have never had good teeth, I blame my parents for it. Often.
99. I am very sedentary, but I go and do impulsive active things now and then.
100. I like to be invited, even if I can't come.