NFC=No F***ing clue

BTW=By The Way

PEOPLE:

Guido= My Duel 1 gig G4 beast of a computer.

Biff= My 9500 g4 that Guido replaced.

NGF=New Girl Friend (Now very old GF)

XGF=Old Girl Friend (Now very very old GF)

TFR=The Frigging Roomate (Now the old rommie)

LEC=Lemming Evolutionary Chairman. (my partner)

GF= NGF plus.(not allowed GF's anymore)

D=The artist formerly known as NGF and GF and is now Eli's Biological mother

The Bitch=The XGF's daughter spawned from pond scum. (Also known as Debbie)

L2= The all new and improved GF Also known as Lauren, or "the wife"

Lauren= The all new and improved wife also known as SHE and wifey type person.

Twits= common reference to the twins, especially when they are being monsters.

HRH= Her Royal Highness, our darling daughter who has to put up with 5 older brothers and me.